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saintedsinner-=Ed's in the barn with the PCD propped up on the shelf. He's hard at work brushing and cleaning the dust off the pink cow that's happily swishing her tail. He then turns to start cleaning out her hooves and trimming them.=-
So. Winter's coming soon, girl. We have to make certain you're set for the winter and nice and cozy. At least the sheep can keep you company, right? Maybe in the spring we'll have a lamb or two.
-=His response is basically a MOOOOO and the cow turning her head, trying to reach his braid with an outstretched tongue.=-
The hay should be alright in the loft. We didn't get as much as we thought we would because of the flooding. Stupid Animus. -=He's oblivious to the giant tongue trying to get to his hair.=- Maybe next season we'll have better luck--OW!
-=He feels that tug and has to let go of the hind leg as he's flailing, trying to grab his hair.=- Marge! MY HAIR IS NOT FOOD!!!!
So. Winter's coming soon, girl. We have to make certain you're set for the winter and nice and cozy. At least the sheep can keep you company, right? Maybe in the spring we'll have a lamb or two.
-=His response is basically a MOOOOO and the cow turning her head, trying to reach his braid with an outstretched tongue.=-
The hay should be alright in the loft. We didn't get as much as we thought we would because of the flooding. Stupid Animus. -=He's oblivious to the giant tongue trying to get to his hair.=- Maybe next season we'll have better luck--OW!
-=He feels that tug and has to let go of the hind leg as he's flailing, trying to grab his hair.=- Marge! MY HAIR IS NOT FOOD!!!!
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Date: 2011-09-12 07:53 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-09-12 08:06 pm (UTC)She's not supposed to be eating hair! -=Grumps a bit as he looks at the frayed ends of his braid.=-
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:14 pm (UTC)[Priceless, man. Priceless.]
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:23 pm (UTC)She's always trying to eat my hair. I didn't think she'd do it when I was trimming her hooves.
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:23 pm (UTC)My people call it a Cow.
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:25 pm (UTC)It's pink.
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:27 pm (UTC)This here is a Strawberry Heifer!
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:33 pm (UTC)You're not from where I am and I learned a little about this place. If your cows are pink you live in a stupid fucking world.
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:36 pm (UTC)I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but this is my place, my home, and my cow!
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:39 pm (UTC)[He doesn't get it, yet~]
Stupid place, stupid cow. Ugly cow, too. They're not supposed to be pink.
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Date: 2011-09-12 08:45 pm (UTC)And I'm living outside you genius. I have yet to see an ugly pink cow.
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 09:13 pm (UTC)He knows nothing of human cooking save what D's T-chan has taught him]
No, your hair isn't food. If the cow was wise, it would go for other things. Hmm, you'll house Pinky again for me, won't you?
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Date: 2011-09-12 09:18 pm (UTC)