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[saintedsinner]

...Why does everything taste like card board? I thought we had plenty of spices here, Al?

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[saintedsinner]

-=That's Edward. Making certain things are as normal as possible.=-

Yeah! I might even be able to stomach some of Rachel's weird vegan crap!

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[al_truism]

[When the world screws itself, be logical. Best coping mechanism.]

It might make her happy if you did.

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[saintedsinner]

-=Yep! Still gotta eat. Still gotta crap, etc. etc.=-

Why would I want to do that? -=sulk/blush=-

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[al_truism]

Because it's nice to be nice to people, sometimes.

[Also; it really tickles him.]

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[saintedsinner]

-=.... Ed hates being nice to her=-

Only sometimes! I don't fee this sometimes feeling comin on~

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[al_truism]

[Cue the You Are Hopeless Sigh™.]

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[saintedsinner]

What. -=grump right back at you=-

We have more things to worry about than whether she can get her.... Shit-Gluten Free wheat crap cakes down our throats.

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[al_truism]

True, but you're the only one really worrying about it.

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[saintedsinner]

.... -=Your logic is NOT WANTED=-

... So?

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[al_truism]

[Ffff, but Al smiles and bangs his elbow against the table before setting it up properly.]

I'll ask Winry if she'd be interested in cooking.

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[saintedsinner]

-=Winces a bit=-

I'm going to transmute your clothes so they offer some protection, brother. You keep hitting everything...


-=Like a helmet=-

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[al_truism]

[Al pulls up the sleeve to examine his elbow. Doesn't look like much now, but there will probably be a little bruise later. Siiigh.]

No, that'd be so uncool...

[Imagining himself in enough padding to look like a sumo wrestler.]

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[saintedsinner]

.... Who are you trying to impress in the house, Al? Marge?


-=Really? You're safety is MUCH more important than coolness.=-

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[al_truism]

I'm fine. I'm just not used to it. I got pretty good at moving around in the armor, didn't I? It won't take me long to remember that.

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah. At least you have hand eye coordination, right?

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[al_truism]

Yep, and I don't destroy doorways!

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[saintedsinner]

Well good! Not like we have all the lumber in the world to make dozens of repairs!

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[al_truism]

I-I did get pretty good at ducking.

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah, you did.

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[al_truism]

I almost get kind of nostalgic about being called "sir".

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[saintedsinner]

-=eye roll.=-

You would like that.

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[al_truism]

You would too, if it had been you.

[God that would have been a disaster. Al with automail, Ed in the armor.]

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[saintedsinner]

Hell no! I don't want to be implied I'm like that shithead!




[[I remember seeing a fic like that a long time ago!]]

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[al_truism]

Maes was also called "sir".


[[Omake, Arakawa drew it for laughs, and it was hilarious.]]

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[saintedsinner]

Maes was also military and a crazy ass.