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[saintedsinner]

-=Ed's in the barn, seated on a bale of hay and sighing heavily. The corner of the PCD shows Marge the pink cow lazily washes his hair, giving his antenna/cowlick extra lift.=-

How the hell do I make this work out? -=He absently pats the cow's cheek.=-

If I can't figure out how to get you enough food for the winter, we're going to have to do something really drastic.

-=The cow appears unworried, still washing his hair.=-


Hey... cut that out. I'm doing to have stiff hair for the rest of the day if you keep doing that. -=He speaks affectionately, half heartedly pushing the cow's face away, but it only encourages her, knocking the PCD on it's side as she cow-glomps Ed, giving him a thorough washing.=-

I said stop! -=but he's laughing.=-

Comments

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

It takes more than one cow to get calves, domeino.

[saintedsinner]

There's more than one cow out there in the wilderness. I haven't had her since she was a calf.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

And have you seen any bulls?

[saintedsinner]

Have you?

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

No... but I'd very much like to know, if there are any. Mithralia is only a few weeks away.

[saintedsinner]

Mithralia?

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Midwinter, the rites of the Unconquered Sun. It will be good to have a bull to sacrifice.

[saintedsinner]

Well, I'm sure there's a bull around here... somewhere.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

I should hope so. It would be an insult to use a cow.

[saintedsinner]

....

Yeah... it would, huh.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Hah. You talk as if you know the faith.

Shall I inform you if I find any more bulls for your cow, domeino? I don't normally count myself a helpful sort, but calf meat is very nice.

[saintedsinner]

Maybe. There's not much resources for people, much less farm animals.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Which is why a man should not grow affectionate of his farm animals. What a sad waste of good beef.