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[saintedsinner]

Hey, guys? I don't know if you people have figured it out or need a message like this, but it's been snowing for a full week. Non stop. And not just spittin' snow, but pissin' snow. And it doesn't look like it's going to stop, any time soon. That's a bad thing, just in case you didn't know.


Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.

Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.


You are all insane.

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[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

A many men and so little experience between them.

[saintedsinner]

You'd think it was common sense. If you seal up a house, all that's left is the air inside. And if this was rain, we'd have had to build a big boat, by now.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

No one ever acts on common sense.

[saintedsinner]

Yeah, well, it was in short supply when I was younger, too!

I was stationed up on a mountain where there was nothing but snow. I've seen blizzards, but nothing like this.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

[Island boy has never experienced a true blizzard]

.... Shit.

I hadn't even though of the door thing. We still managed to get out a few days ago.

[saintedsinner]

Yeah? Feel free to try it now. Bet you'll be greeted by a wall of white.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

This is nothing at all to the worst that I saw, when I was in the far North. And Southern men, good sensible men, died because they thought the Northerners foolish savages. Nothing teaches a lesson better than the face of a frozen corpse.

[saintedsinner]

I'd hate to see that happen. But what happens, happens. It'd be part of the flow.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

Hah. That's a coward's thinking.

[saintedsinner]

...What.

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

Insane? But that's my best feature! [totally joking]

[saintedsinner]

Well good for you! You'll be the frozen body I find come thaw, right?

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure! I'll even thank you in advance!

[saintedsinner]

Now, don't thank me too soon. Just make certain you freeze to death in a clear place. Maybe the scrap yard.

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah... wouldn't wanna make it too hard to dig me out. Guess it's good I wear dark colors, huh?

[saintedsinner]

Dig you out? I'm just going to wait until everything thaws. It's easier that way.

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

[okay... can't keep a straight face anymore... LAUGHS]

I wouldn't blame you.

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[saintedsinner]

Good. You're an obnoxious brat who needs to stay away from my girl.

[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

You heard me, domeino. What happens, happens? No words of a fighting man.

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[saintedsinner]

[saintedsinner]

Hey, if people are going to be stupid and go out in that weather without any precautions, they deserve to get their asses frozen! It looks like the gene pool around here needs a little cleaning out anyway.

LOL

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

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