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[saintedsinner]

Hey, guys? I don't know if you people have figured it out or need a message like this, but it's been snowing for a full week. Non stop. And not just spittin' snow, but pissin' snow. And it doesn't look like it's going to stop, any time soon. That's a bad thing, just in case you didn't know.


Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.

Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.


You are all insane.

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[favorthebold.livejournal.com]

A many men and so little experience between them.

[saintedsinner]

You'd think it was common sense. If you seal up a house, all that's left is the air inside. And if this was rain, we'd have had to build a big boat, by now.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

[Island boy has never experienced a true blizzard]

.... Shit.

I hadn't even though of the door thing. We still managed to get out a few days ago.

[saintedsinner]

Yeah? Feel free to try it now. Bet you'll be greeted by a wall of white.

[truedeath02.livejournal.com]

Insane? But that's my best feature! [totally joking]

[saintedsinner]

Well good for you! You'll be the frozen body I find come thaw, right?

[Video] Hello Shorty MacShort Short

[immortalservant.livejournal.com]

[Tipping the scale at seven feet tall, he's laughing at the majorty of you shortys]

Times like these make me glad I don't have to breathe.

[But he may have to still open a window and clear the snow every day or so or his master will most certainly suffocate...]

[Video] >(

[saintedsinner]

You don't have to breathe? .... Why's that?

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[dualwielded.livejournal.com]

Garden shovels might be small but they work wonders.

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[saintedsinner]

Better hope the handle's long enough.

[visionofblood.livejournal.com]

It sounds so beautiful out, right now... soft, muted, quiet...

[He humms a sound of approval, then pipes up again.] The shinobi won't have to hazard the elements as closely as most. Walking on water is a simple jutsu, and my clan has an affinity for fire.

[saintedsinner]

Well. Good for you.

[al_truism]

Yeah... this has happened before, last Christmas. But it's gone on longer than this.

I wasn't too worried because our place is high enough for air to get in through the windows, but... this is getting ridiculous.

We should be out there, helping.

[saintedsinner]

We can transmute the snow away. At least we'll have some sort of path. And pushing the snow away will help when it melts.


.... Yeah, you're right. But if it's a white out, we won't be helping anyone.

[eatingurshoes.livejournal.com]

But Ed, that's what windows are for!

[saintedsinner]

And when the snow covers the windows?

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[willdateforyen.livejournal.com]

[Insane person checking in to stare blankly at the screen all wrapped in bandages where her nightgown isn't covering her.]

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[saintedsinner]

-=Staring right back at you. If you're still around, that means someone went out after you. .... Where's Jean?=-


Tch.

[brig-gen-maes.livejournal.com]

It's time to start shoveling! And maybe see what containers we can put it into to be ready for when it starts to melt...

[saintedsinner]

Yeah, try to push as much snow as you can away from the house. If it lets up any, we'll be over to try to get more transmuted away so there's less chance of flooding.

[endureandwait.livejournal.com]

You couldn't have put that in a nicer way for those who might not be used to snow back home, Ed?

[saintedsinner]

Winry, the nice people who don't know any better don't listen to me anyway.

[saucey]

Then you melt the snow.

[saintedsinner]

Then what do you do with the flood?

[callim-causa.livejournal.com]

One would expect more panic when people realize there is going to be more trouble with the food than with the snow itself.

[saintedsinner]

Cold makes people slow. They might not realize it until after the thaw.

[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

Already on it boss.
Go out three times a day and if I'm up at night, knock off as much's I can from th' front door. Wood's in the basement now, much's what was useable..

You guys okay out there? Don't mind 'hoppin' on out in six feet of virgin snow' and try t'do a little movin' if you need help.

[saintedsinner]

Jean! -=man, is he glad to see you!=-

No, we're okay for now. We can transmute the snow to another location. You should stay put and take care of your own house, after all.

[ff_red_turk]

... I just use the roof.

[saintedsinner]

You're one of the smart ones, then!