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[saintedsinner]

Hey, guys? I don't know if you people have figured it out or need a message like this, but it's been snowing for a full week. Non stop. And not just spittin' snow, but pissin' snow. And it doesn't look like it's going to stop, any time soon. That's a bad thing, just in case you didn't know.


Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.

Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.


You are all insane.

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah? Feel free to try it now. Bet you'll be greeted by a wall of white.

[sometime later]

[dualwielded.livejournal.com]

Actually, he won't be, since it's already been cleared.

[So amused by you, Ed.]

I found a plastic kiddie shovel in my garage if you need one to clear your snow.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

Couldn't see it anyways.

[And he'd been about to go before Roxas' voice came over his PCD, which really just prompts him to roll his eyes.]

Is there anything else I should know about all this snow? Grew up on a tropical island, only really been in snow a few times. [And that hadn't even been his world]

[saintedsinner]

-=he'll promptly ignore Roxas.=-

You're gonna want to make certain the weight of the snow stays off your roof, if you can. And dry socks. If you have wet clothes on, it'll sap more of your body heat away.

Thaw all snow completely if you're going to use it as a drinking water source, and if you loose your main source of heat... -=a small flush.=- Naked skin keeps your body regulated better than clothed skin. If you guys huddle together for warmth.

[ebbxandxflow.livejournal.com]

[Good plan. Riku tries to do that as much as possible... and normally fails.]

Well, we have fire magic to keep dry... the melting it for drinking water is pretty ingenious though. As far as heat-

[He stops, chokes, and proceeds to cough and sputter.]

W-what?! Naked... for warmth? With him?! That-

I'm not doing that again. Even if its nothing I haven't seen already, and we won't be-

.......

I hate this truth thing.

[saintedsinner]

-=smirks=-

Modesty will only get you killed out here.



But I know what you mean. This event sucks.