Hey, guys? I don't know if you people have figured it out or need a message like this, but it's been snowing for a full week. Non stop. And not just spittin' snow, but pissin' snow. And it doesn't look like it's going to stop, any time soon. That's a bad thing, just in case you didn't know.
Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.
Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.
You are all insane.
Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.
Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.
You are all insane.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:40 pm (UTC)I overheard her goading on about her chest to Al, and then she said that you reminded her of her pimp.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:45 pm (UTC)[Jean sighs heavily, there's just no limits with her!]
I'll have another talk with her when I get her back here in a few days. I dunno just how t'address it, but I'll see what I can do t'try n' have her stop that kinda behavior to your brother.
Look, Boss, I'm real sorry. I know I'm not her keeper n' all that - but I'm still sorry, I feel responsible for her since she's livin' under my roof.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:52 pm (UTC)Alphonse went out in this weather when he told me he wouldn't?
-=Everything else just became 'blah blah bah' to him=-
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:54 pm (UTC)This's back more than 'bout three days before the storms started, Boss.
Unless y'mean then too.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:56 pm (UTC)That's the time I'm talking about, Lieutenant.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 01:58 pm (UTC)You mean y'didn't hear? Lieutenant Hawkeye was attacked 'bout three days before th'storms. That's when Al n' Ling went after Ai.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:02 pm (UTC)-=he feels so out of the loop.=-
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:06 pm (UTC)Your little brother didn't go out in that kinda weather. Yesterday it was a young man named Killua and myself. A friend'a mine stayed here at th'house in case she came home n' we were out.
Whew... Almost got that poor guy in deep. Glad that's cleared up.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:16 pm (UTC)-=and so can everyone else, apparently=-
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:21 pm (UTC)'Ey boss, by the way, where'd you find that pink brute'a yours? I was thinkin' of havin' a couple of animals in this shed I gotta fix up still out back come spring time.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:28 pm (UTC)She... she found me when I showed up and I haven't been able to get rid of her since.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:31 pm (UTC)Aha, I see. Gonna have to go cow trackin' come the springtime then. Ai says there's chickens around this part here too. If I can keep 'em properly I'll get my daily exercise if you can use th'eggs over there n'dont already- ...actually that's a good question.
What all do you have for animals over there, Boss?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:34 pm (UTC)Just the cow and a bunch o' cats.
[I...think.]
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:38 pm (UTC)Most of which, I'm assumin', are Alphonse's?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:41 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:46 pm (UTC)Ah-Boss, it's not all that bad. Least y'got no allergies to 'em.
[He pauses a long, long pause, because it looks like he's trying to figure out how to say something, then turns his attention to the side for a moment and back at the PCD.]
How much d'you know about my ex, Solaris?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:49 pm (UTC)I know a bit. Plenty, actually.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:52 pm (UTC)Then I'm gonna assume you know Solaris was one of Envy's type. I only wanna know two things.
Did Solaris survive and did The Colonel survive.. n' by survive, I mean is he still fightin' the brass?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 02:56 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:01 pm (UTC)I know it's a touchy subject, Boss n' I appreciate it - you answerin' that is. Truth days or not, could'a just not said a thing at all.
One last one n' then you won't hear it from me again.. In all y'learned about 'em.. can they ever be ... uh..
Dunno how t' put this... Rehabilitated? T'be people again, even with that form?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:11 pm (UTC)First, homunculi aren't people. They never were. They're creatures that Father created for his own bidding. Sometimes they have their own form from the Gate, and sometimes they possess a human and take on their form.
When the homunculus takes over a body, it obliterates the soul and takes over. There's nothing left of the previous person except for memories that the homunculus can access. The only exception...
There was only one exception. Greed. Somehow, Greed and Ling co-habitate in one body, but I think that's more because of Greed's nature than something that was a fluke or some sort of evolutionary process.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:16 pm (UTC)Greed? And Ling? Y'don't mean th' Ling that's here in Adstringendum? That guy's a Homunculus? Should we be keepin' an eye on him?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:22 pm (UTC)Nono.. This Ling came here before he became Greed. Still doesn't make him any less of a moocher. So... he's okay.
...
He's been infiltrating into the homonculus' places here, though, under the guise of being Greed, last I heard.
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:30 pm (UTC)He's not such a bad guy, Boss, give him time.
Braver man than I am. Last time I saw Envy was a couple months ago. I'd like t'keep it that way. Been givin' you two any problems?
Private
Date: 2010-01-08 03:53 pm (UTC)All's been quiet here.
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