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[saintedsinner]

Hey, guys? I don't know if you people have figured it out or need a message like this, but it's been snowing for a full week. Non stop. And not just spittin' snow, but pissin' snow. And it doesn't look like it's going to stop, any time soon. That's a bad thing, just in case you didn't know.


Can you even get out through your front doors? If this keeps up, we're all gonna be buried.

Pretty soon, all the houses are going to be nice and warm because snow insulates, but you're all gonna suffocate if you don't keep some air circulating some way. Just warning you, since everyone's all intent on hopping on out in six feet of virgin snow, expecting to be able to move and shit.


You are all insane.

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[saintedsinner]

We won't! I'm just glad you're okay.

[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[And another Jean-esque smile.]
Sure, Boss, I'm alright out here. ..Someone go and try t'tell you different?

[saintedsinner]

I just knew you'd go after that dumb girl--

-=clamps his mouth shut, eyes wide.=-

[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[Jean raises a hand and shakes his head to indicate that what he said was fine in his own opinion, then relaxes his stance when he begins to speak.]
No reason t'censor yourself here Boss. I know damned well she's been up t'some foolishness. Somethin' even recently involvin' Alphonse which I've already exchanged words with her about.

I do appreciate you're concern though.

[saintedsinner]

The boobs or your new 'position?'

-=no, he doesn't like her one bit.=-

[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

Both of which I got no clue what you're talkin' about, Boss.
What boobs and what position?

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[saintedsinner]

You mean there's something else that happened with her and Al? -=he knew it!=- What's she been doing with my brother?

I overheard her goading on about her chest to Al, and then she said that you reminded her of her pimp.

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Him n' Ling had t'go get her while th'Colonel, Brigadier General, Leon and I went t'get the Lieutenant. Didn't know that she was out on her own considerin' I didn't exactly think of my PCD at th'time. I didn't find out until recently from Ling himself.

[Jean sighs heavily, there's just no limits with her!]
I'll have another talk with her when I get her back here in a few days. I dunno just how t'address it, but I'll see what I can do t'try n' have her stop that kinda behavior to your brother.

Look, Boss, I'm real sorry. I know I'm not her keeper n' all that - but I'm still sorry, I feel responsible for her since she's livin' under my roof.

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[saintedsinner]

-=the DOOM CLOUD rolls in.=-


Alphonse went out in this weather when he told me he wouldn't?


-=Everything else just became 'blah blah bah' to him=-

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[Jean takes a moment to think straight and runs his hand through his hair.]
This's back more than 'bout three days before the storms started, Boss.

Unless y'mean then too.

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[saintedsinner]

The storm started on the first. She went out the other day trying to off herself. And now she's fucking staring at me through the damn screen.


That's the time I'm talking about, Lieutenant.

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

No, no...
You mean y'didn't hear? Lieutenant Hawkeye was attacked 'bout three days before th'storms. That's when Al n' Ling went after Ai.

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah, I heard about that.

-=he feels so out of the loop.=-

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's th'time I'm talkin' about.
Your little brother didn't go out in that kinda weather. Yesterday it was a young man named Killua and myself. A friend'a mine stayed here at th'house in case she came home n' we were out.

Whew... Almost got that poor guy in deep. Glad that's cleared up.

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[saintedsinner]

Al doesn't need much help. He can get himself into trouble all his own.


-=and so can everyone else, apparently=-

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

Ahyeah? I'll keep that in mind then, next time I confuse someone n' almost get him scolded.

'Ey boss, by the way, where'd you find that pink brute'a yours? I was thinkin' of havin' a couple of animals in this shed I gotta fix up still out back come spring time.

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[saintedsinner]

Hmm? Marge?


She... she found me when I showed up and I haven't been able to get rid of her since.

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[......Oh god it has a name.]
Aha, I see. Gonna have to go cow trackin' come the springtime then. Ai says there's chickens around this part here too. If I can keep 'em properly I'll get my daily exercise if you can use th'eggs over there n'dont already- ...actually that's a good question.

What all do you have for animals over there, Boss?

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[saintedsinner]

-=ALPHONSE named her! Not him!=-

Just the cow and a bunch o' cats.




[I...think.]

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[The mention of a bunch of cats definitely makes Jean laugh softly. He's very amused right now.]
Most of which, I'm assumin', are Alphonse's?

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[saintedsinner]

-=the grunt says it all.=-

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[Yeah Jean sure thinks it does as well.]
Ah-Boss, it's not all that bad. Least y'got no allergies to 'em.

[He pauses a long, long pause, because it looks like he's trying to figure out how to say something, then turns his attention to the side for a moment and back at the PCD.]
How much d'you know about my ex, Solaris?

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[saintedsinner]

-=ooooh, fuck=-


I know a bit. Plenty, actually.

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[2ndlt-jeanhavoc.livejournal.com]

[He nods his head, alright, that's at least a step in the right direction. Jean doesn't ever think he could come around to calling her anything but Solaris.]
Then I'm gonna assume you know Solaris was one of Envy's type. I only wanna know two things.
Did Solaris survive and did The Colonel survive.. n' by survive, I mean is he still fightin' the brass?

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah. To both things.