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-=Ed's voice sounds oddly calm. Almost... serene. A serene Edward on the PCD? Is that possible?=-

Alphonse?

Don't come into my room.

I have... there's a spider in there.

-=More than just a spider, there are very large, NSFW super hairy and ugly looking SPIDERS in his room. And right now, Ed's on the other side of his room, trying to figure out how to get to the door before they come and eat him.=-

[[Seriously. If you have an issues with spiders, DO NOT CLICK. If you LOVE spiders, she's a beautiful Cambodian BLUE TARANTULA!]]

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somethingspecial

So just leave them alone. If they were intent on attacking you, they would have done so already.

From:

saintedsinner

You're brilliant, Rachel. I couldn't have figured that one out.

Have you ever considered that maybe I'd want to leave?

From:

somethingspecial

So leave. They're not intelligent enough to rally the troops.

And don't step on them, they haven't done anything to you.

[/ANIMAL ACTIVIST]

From:

saintedsinner

-=How do you know, Rachel? He doesn't want to move at all.=-

No shit. I can't exactly move around here, you know.

From:

somethingspecial

[They're spiders, okay, they aren't monkeys. ~~Rachel watches a lot of Animal Planet.~~]

So, allow me to repeat the question: do you need to be rescued?

From:

saintedsinner

Yeah, sure, whatever.

-=... A girl rescuing him. He's never going to live it down.=-

From:

somethingspecial

[Rachel is totally badass, okay. She smirks slightly before moving into the hallway, PCD still in her hand, to his door.]

Are there a lot of them by the door?

From:

saintedsinner

-=He looks up, away from the PCD.=-

Uh, yeah. They want to get out.

From:

somethingspecial

Well, it won't do to allow them free run of the house... do you think they're extraordinarily poisonous?

From:

saintedsinner

How the hell should I know?! They're big and hairy and have huge fangs.

-=He's never seen them this big. The largest has been quarter sized in his world.

From:

somethingspecial

[The camera angle shifts as Rachel gets on the floor, lying on her stomach to peer underneath the edge of the door to see where the spiders actually were.]

-- that is problematic. Have you tried singing to them?

From:

saintedsinner

Have I tried what?

From:

somethingspecial

Some animals respond well to song. Cows give more milk if they have music to listen to.

It's science.

From:

saintedsinner

Don't you get started on singing to Marge!

.... You better not have been singing to her....

Science?! From what crazy dimension?

-=Science, eh? Maybe ... if she said it was science.=-