Voice

[saintedsinner]

-=Ed's voice sounds oddly calm. Almost... serene. A serene Edward on the PCD? Is that possible?=-

Alphonse?

Don't come into my room.

I have... there's a spider in there.



-=More than just a spider, there are very large, NSFW super hairy and ugly looking SPIDERS in his room. And right now, Ed's on the other side of his room, trying to figure out how to get to the door before they come and eat him.=-




[[Seriously. If you have an issues with spiders, DO NOT CLICK. If you LOVE spiders, she's a beautiful Cambodian BLUE TARANTULA!]]

Comments

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

A spider? [Ed sounds a bit weird for just one spider. Unless it is a very big spider which is... entirely possible given the jungle outside.]

[saintedsinner]

...Maybe a few more than one.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[She switches to video.] What do they look like?

[Video]

[saintedsinner]

-=That's where you get bombarded by Ed's room littered with bright blue spiders the size of dinner plates.=-

Oh, they look about like that.

[Video]

[somethingspecial]

Do you need to be rescued?

[Video]

[saintedsinner]

-=You dare flip on the video, Rachel....They're HUGE and EVERYWHERE.=-


NO, I DON'T NEED TO BE RESCUED!!

-=Deflation.=-

I can't transmute them all because there's too many to contain. Alchemy can't be dispersed that far out.

[Video]

[somethingspecial]

So just leave them alone. If they were intent on attacking you, they would have done so already.

[Video]

[saintedsinner]

You're brilliant, Rachel. I couldn't have figured that one out.

Have you ever considered that maybe I'd want to leave?

[Video]

[exarmatio]

A... A spider?

[Negi never pinned Ed to be one scared of spiders, but... After Asuna's encounter with a snake in the shower his morning, anything is possible.]

[Video]

[saintedsinner]

-=Well.. no. He's not scared, but there's gotta be fifty of them and now YOU ARE SUBJECTED TO SEEING GIANT BLUE BEASTS OF FANGED DOOM=-

Maybe more than one.

-=Ed, at least doesn't look scared. He's more annoyed as he's sequestered on his bed.=-

[Video]

[exarmatio]

[Oh jesus--]

Ah, d-do you need help!?

[Video]

[saintedsinner]

No, no! I've got it. I think.

[Video]

[somethingspecial]

He needs help.

[bunny_flower]

A spider, Edward-san ?

[saintedsinner]

A few!

[bunny_flower]

Have the people int he house provided assistance, or do you need help ?

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

Does a spider warrant avoiding a room?

[saintedsinner]

-=By now, Raven's helped him sweep them out of his room and he's all smiles=-

Well, it does when there's a hundred of them! Giant blue ones with huge fangs!

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

[You humans. Bothered by the weirdest things. He's totally curious though.]

I have never seen a blue spider.

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

What the fuc-

Are you really that messy?

[She's going to ignore that a family of scorpions had taken up her house as residence.]

[saintedsinner]

Wha--I AM NOT!

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

You have freaking tarantulas making your house a place to crash.

[Offline]

[breakingurface.livejournal.com]

[Hopping into the windowsill, sliding it open. And suddenly CHRISTMAS.]

Tarantulas. Awesome.

[Offline]

[saintedsinner]

What the hell?!

-=Someone's coming in and Ed's going to die!!=-

[Offline]

[breakingurface.livejournal.com]

Tarantulas are awesome, man. See-

[Flops down on the floor, wiggling a finger at one. It waves both front legs.]

She likes ya.