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[saintedsinner]

-=Ed's in the barn with the PCD propped up on the shelf. He's hard at work brushing and cleaning the dust off the pink cow that's happily swishing her tail. He then turns to start cleaning out her hooves and trimming them.=-

So. Winter's coming soon, girl. We have to make certain you're set for the winter and nice and cozy. At least the sheep can keep you company, right? Maybe in the spring we'll have a lamb or two.

-=His response is basically a MOOOOO and the cow turning her head, trying to reach his braid with an outstretched tongue.=-

The hay should be alright in the loft. We didn't get as much as we thought we would because of the flooding. Stupid Animus. -=He's oblivious to the giant tongue trying to get to his hair.=- Maybe next season we'll have better luck--OW!

-=He feels that tug and has to let go of the hind leg as he's flailing, trying to grab his hair.=- Marge! MY HAIR IS NOT FOOD!!!!

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[saintedsinner]

Yeah. Well. Usually when that happens, people just chase the intruder away, not try to eat them.

[hisbutler_bound]

[Evented Sebastian is so not polite....] Oh, because from what I saw, the other guards were just killing relentlessly, just as much as I was. His blood is sweet. What can I say?

[saintedsinner]

Yeah, forget it. Find someone else to house your cow.

[hisbutler_bound]

You would punish my cow for what I've done as it stays out in the middle of the cold all winter? And they call me sometimes cruel.

[saintedsinner]

-=well. No, but.=-



....It needs to be worth my while.

[hisbutler_bound]

Oh? What about strawberry flavored hamburgers. If it is going to die from the cold due to your lack of hospitality, I suppose I should just cook it. Though with no one to eat it, it would go to waste.

[Sebastian's quite sure he could find another means of shelter if need be, but for now evented Sebastian is quite serious]

[saintedsinner]

No one to eat it. Because there isn't a city full of people, right?

[hisbutler_bound]

You'd be surprised how reluctant some are to eat anything prepared by me or oddly of something or someone that they once knew.

[saintedsinner]

Like I said. It needs to be worth my while.

[hisbutler_bound]

Alright. I'll make sure to kidnap one of your loved ones soon for an exchange.

[saintedsinner]

That's not what I meant, idiot!

[hisbutler_bound]

Oh? And here I thought I had to make it worth your while. I wouldn't want to make it boring for you. So, who is my target? Alphonse? Negi? Hmm?

[saintedsinner]

Do that and I'll make certain you don't get anything from that cow.

[hisbutler_bound]

If you honestly believe that, then prove it. I have no time for idle threats.

[saintedsinner]

You know what? I'm not dealing with this. Ask me next week or something.

[hisbutler_bound]

[The demon's lips quirk into that tight knit little smirk] I'll consider it, human.